Chris Rattue asks the aliens to bring back the Dan Carter the New Zealand public know and love, in the The New Zealand Herald
"A message to those nasty aliens from outer space - take us to your leader immediately so we can demand the return of the real Dan Carter.
There's a big tournament this year and while the Carter clone you left down here almost had us fooled, the game is up and we need the real one back pronto. The Crusaders could also do with him this week, when they take on the Stormers - and the travel factor - at Newlands. "
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