Former England hooker Brian Moore talks abusing referees, why Labour don't deserve to win the general election and running a Blade Runner marathon with Paris Hilton in The Guardian's latest edition of Small Talk.
"You sometimes clash with Small Talk's (very distant) colleague Eddie Butler in the commentary box. Ever tempted to slap his face with your glove and get duelling? Ha! No, I get on very well with Eddie and only disagree with him when he's wrong … [skips a comic beat] which is all the time.
"Does your scrappiness come from your time as a lawyer? Undoubtedly. But I always like to see both sides of the story. I'm taking a referees course so when I criticise them I can back up what I'm saying."